Sandwich

Known for their mouth-watering and savory sandwiches, Jimmy Johns has gained quite a reputation with the people of Madison. In fact, because of their continuing popularity, Bob Jones has made it the caterer for the senior picnic for the last couple of years and will again this year.

Many students are excited they get to eat their favorite sandwiches. In fact, they’re going ham about the idea, screaming “Lettuce eat the sandwiches!” and “Flour-power!” at the picnic.

Although most of us love Jimmy Johns, some have gone a-rye and decided that their sandwiches are crumb-y and they hate it. Some have even gone so far as to say Jimmy Johns sandwiches are subpar. I only have one thing to say to these sourdoughs: You cheddar learn to love it!

“They better join the club, because I highly doubt they’re going to change the caterer now when so many of us love it.” Says, Shae Greene, a student. I mean, at yeast we’re not going to starve to death before we graduate!

So seniors, stop loafing around and get to the picnic on April 25^th!