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It’s officially spring, and that means it’s time to contemplate your life choices! That’s right! Registration!

Step one: Receive your registration packet on March 5! It’s available online if you burn your paper copy, so there’s nowhere to run!

Step two: Attend curriculum fair on March 6! Be overwhelmed by the seemingly endless AP, honors, internship, dual enrollment, extracurricular, and regular classes, losing whatever semblance of decision making skills you had in the process!

Step three: Make your class selections by March 30! After going through the hassle-free exercise of limiting all your hopes and dreams into eight measly slots, enter your choices into INOW using the course selection numbers and hope for the best!

Step four: Be questioned by your counselors, family, and friends about your decisions with unbearable scrutiny up until the day you turn in your required forms and fees, making it official by March 30. No turning back now.

Step five: Realize that all of the annoying seniors from your current classes will soon be absent from your life forever, and relax, satisfied with the trajectory of your high school career.