Naia Erkelens was the product of a fabulous experiment gone so right it is almost unbelievable! So unbelievable, that you’ve probably never heard of her until now ’cause she’s such a rare and magnificent species. But other than that, you can most likely find her perched in a tree, or performing on the Bob Jones or community theatre stage! Here, she will grace you with some wise words: Hi! I’m Naia (Niiii-uh), I like 80’s music, vegan desert, awkward socialization, and rising to power and crushing my enemies (if I don’t awkwardly cower away from confrontation first). I don’t know what else to put, but you’re welcome. #ImTheOneWithTheTurtleNecklace