Last Friday many people coming into school were hit with a strange and wretched stench. The putridness was noticed by all of the unfortunately stricken students and teachers that were around the Band Wing and the North Hall. The smell arose early in the morning wafted around from when school began to about the end of second block before being dealt with.
There were many rumors of where the grotesqueness had originated from but what was the actual cause of the it? Since the smell was rankest around the Northern hallway intersection of the school, many figured that it must have been coming from within a destroyed stall in the bathrooms. Others thought that there might have been a diseased rodent of some sort that had been trapped inside of the school and had finally died and decayed.
Probably the most popular theory was that someone had thrown up in an unknown location and chose to never clean it up.
“Dude, all I know is that when I walked in on Friday, there was just some God awful smell! I thought someone had just sat in the middle of the hallway and pooped themselves,” stated Bob Jones student Jay Kell.