Disney Quotes for Every Type of Senior

Cassie Volkin, Writer

Senior quotes: your one, shining moment to define the you of your teenage years, yet so many waste it. Don’t want to resort to having “insert quote here” printed under your portrait? Look no further than this handy-dandy quote for every kind of future graduate! This list includes quotes from all Disney properties, such as Pixar, Lucasfilm, and Marvel. In case it hasn’t been established yet, the author is a huge nerd.

For the eternal pessimist:

“Life isn’t some cartoon musical where you sing a little song, and all your insipid dreams magically come true!” – Chief Bogo, Zootopia

For the one who’s all too ready to move on, and is trying to explain themselves:

“It’s because I like you that I don’t want to be with you! It’s a complicated emotion.” – Marlin, Finding Nemo

For the one whose high school years have actually been the best of their life:

“Mr Stark, I don’t feel good. I don’t know what’s happening. I don’t want to go. Please, please, I don’t want to go.” – Spider-Man, Avengers: Infinity War

For the activist:

“What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?” – Padme, Revenge of the Sith

For the one with no real long-term goals:

“If you don’t know where you want to go, then it doesn’t matter which path you take.” – The Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland

For the starry-eyed optimist:

No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.” – Cinderella, Cinderella

For the one who “tries” to be creative:

“Do or do not, there is no ‘try.’” – Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

For the really sappy one:

“You must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul.” – Chef Gusteau, Ratatouille

For the one who doesn’t even see the point anymore:

Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little, and it seems like it’s not worth it, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing.” – Captain America, Spider-Man: Homecoming

For the one who just couldn’t decide:

“I am Groot.” – Groot, Guardians of the Galaxy

Hope you found something to inspire you on your quest for dignified last words! If you’re still at a loss, you better get to work quick! Senior quotes are due October 31st, and if you make something up on the spot, we’ll all know. No pressure, and good luck!