Caitlin Kiker, Writer
My name is Caitlin I Kiker. My middle name, Iris (the flower), is the only thing people can spell and say right. People usually pronounce “Kiker” like “Kicker” and spell “Caitlin” in every wrong way possible. This was the same with my dad, Brian M Kiker. People said “Brain” instead of “Brian” and said “Kicker” after it. This led my dad to love the false title “Brain Kicker,” but it doesn’t work for me unless you use “Iris Kicker” (Iris as in the part of your eye). Besides the names, I am a smol angry artist that can’t make money for my work.